worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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