How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
