Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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