but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i will never coherently bang her
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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