Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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