STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
