Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
This is not my ceiling
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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