Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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