I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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