you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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