im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
this hospital has no fireball
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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