i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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