So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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