wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
