You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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