erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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