Im at strip club and am horny
nut hugger
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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