I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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