i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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