he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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