Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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