Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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