I will die if light touches me.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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