Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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