Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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