that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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