Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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