Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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