he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
