i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Randomize
