there was a trapeze. enough said
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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