I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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