seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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