That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My penis needs a shock collar
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He? As in you personified your dick?
Randomize
