Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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