That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
is that a dick in a sweater?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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