Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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