Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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