too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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