they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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