when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm always down for nudity.
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