Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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