I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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