So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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