I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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