I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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