Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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