hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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