he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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