You surviving the open bar?
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Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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