The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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