people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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