On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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