Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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